"See," he said, "you're so cool already that even if you wore uncool clothes, you'd still be cool. But with me, I am not cool, so I have to wear cool clothes to feel cool. Capiche?"
The other blinked.
"See? What did I tell you? Not cool!"
Author's note: I do not know what this will be for. It's just dialogue I'm writing down so I don't forget it.